This is no joke.
I have a formal event to attend soon and I have nothing to wear!!!
I have a closetful of stuffy work shirts, skirts and pants and a few casual dresses but no evening wear.
It isn’t easy shopping for dresses here because they are all either very, very short or very, very tight.
It’s depressing looking for dresses here because I ALWAYS have to ask for XXL. I am actually a size M or L.
I wonder if I can attend the event in a leather jacket paired with a long pheasant skirt?
Sarah Jessica Parkers looks quite nice in this black leather jacket and pink skirt ensemble:
Of course I wouldn’t go for PINK.
I’ve seen lots of pheasant skirts on sale now. Then again, I don’t want to look like a wandering musician…
I need to look elegant and stylish!
Maybe a velvet skirt? Or velvet be too heavy paired with a leather jacket???