I am a woman with boobs and a butt.

I am also a Mom who gave birth to these 2 kiddos:

Now that breastfeeding and chasing after toddlers have stopped, I find that I have:

a) a pooch again

b) love handles and

c) jiggly thighs!!!

Since weight loss takes time, I will still need to dress up and go to work on Monday, right?

Well…this afternoon, I took a long, hard look at my wardrobe and find that these styles make me look good:

1. Kimono dresses (e.g. the one that Bette Midler is wearing in “First Wives Club”)

Basically, anything with a V neckline and A-line cutting will flatter you.

1. Flowy caftans
2. Tailored shirts
3. Palazzo pants
4. Culottes
5. Capri pants
6. A-line skirts or pants

Just a note to myself, DO NOT buy any of these, no matter how beautiful the fabric is:

1. Peasant blouses with pleats around the chest
2. Pirate tops unless there’s a cinched waist and it skim the hips
3. Ill-fitting tops, skirts or jeans like these two girls below:

1. Figure-hugging dresses (e.g. bodycon dresses until you’re as slim as Apple’s mom or you want to create a sensation like Kim Kardashian)

…to be continued