How to Look Slim

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I am a woman with boobs and a butt.

I am also a Mom who gave birth to these 2 kiddos:

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Now that breastfeeding and chasing after toddlers have stopped, I find that I have:

a) a pooch again

b) love handles and

c) jiggly thighs!!!

Since weight loss takes time, I will still need to dress up and go to work on Monday, right?

Well…this afternoon, I took a long, hard look at my wardrobe and find that these styles make me look good:

  1. Kimono dresses (e.g. the one that Bette Midler is wearing in “First Wives Club”)

Basically, anything with a V neckline and A-line cutting will flatter you.

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  1. Flowy caftans
  2. Tailored shirts
  3. Palazzo pants
  4. Culottes
  5. Capri pants
  6. A-line skirts or pants

Just a note to myself, DO NOT buy any of these, no matter how beautiful the fabric is:

  1. Peasant blouses with pleats around the chest
  2. Pirate tops unless there’s a cinched waist and it skim the hips
  3. Ill-fitting tops, skirts or jeans like these two girls below:

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  1. Figure-hugging dresses (e.g. bodycon dresses until you’re as slim as Apple’s mom or you want to create a sensation like Kim Kardashian)

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…to be continued

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Shopping for reading glasses…

This afternoon, the Hubs and I went shopping for reading glasses (I have a +150 for long sightedness!) and here are the styles that I will be looking for:

Meryl Streep’s looking good in this interesting shape

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I’m loving Jennifer Aniston’s glasses too, which rests on the cheekbones

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Oh well, here’s hoping that I’ll choose the right shape and look distinguished and dignified >_<

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